While the world burns around them, Andrew and Martin talk the hind legs off a blind monkey and dribble onto a pillow. Take it to the bridge music mollusc.
This week’s music is ‘Love Passion’ by an Alpine band named Blackstar.

Here are their song noises place:
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The sun is shining but Martin has broken his bum and Andy’s chest is filling with coughs. Like last week we forgot to sort out some music ahead of time, so we have another terrible track that Martin made for the old Gentleman’s Review podcast in 2009. Sorry.


This week Andrew and Martin discuss Terry Wogan’s sword stick, Kingsman: The Secret Service and then play a crappy old tune Martin made for The Gentleman’s Review in 2008. All in your new look bum.


With a song in their arse and a rabbit in their hands, Andrew and Martin plough into the Spring with a load of old bollocks about telly shows and their tireless work for charity.

This week’s dancing sound is ‘Perverting the American Dream’ by The Bourgeois

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What happens when two exhausted middle aged men try to talk over the Google Hangout service? A robot voice and lots and lots of forgetting things, that’s what!

This week’s musicality is ‘Whenever I’m With You’ by The Bourgeois.

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