Good day to thee young folkling,
Batten down the hatches for tales of weddings, lavatorial rudery and what Willy Wonka gets up to at the weekend.
This week’s musicality is ‘1985’ by Those Things.
Music used under Creative Commons licence (CC BY-SA 3.0)
WIAKOF! Martin and Andrew finally come back and one of them has moved to the end of the world. Silly silly boy!
You’ll never guess? Just guess. GUESS! GUEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
That’s right Andrew and Martin are back from wherever they were. To be honest they don’t really know themselves. Anyway expect a more regular output from now on, because they’ve been feasting on prunes.
The first smells of autumn are shooting up the noses of otters, while Andrew and Martin have lost the plot completely. Do they know where? Do they know how? How is there? What is how?
It is summer 2015 and in a small bra in Istanbul two men plot to take over the world. However, in Manchester and Halifax, Andrew and Martin plot to amuse mourners at their funerals.